I won't tell you what incident prompted my latest little dittie but, rest assured, one of the protagonists is still blowing steam out of her ears. lol.

Three score years and ten

The life span for men

Ladies live longer

Because they are stronger.

 Man disagrees,

They work hard felling trees
More likely in the gym
Building muscle cos they’re thin.

Gentle sex, or what?

Abuse their bodies a lot
Bear and care for young
And exercise their tongue.

Provide and cook meals.

When sick or ail she heals
DIY a  cinch
All without a flinch.

Now a man…….

I rest my case.